How to Become a CNC Operator

A rabbit can’t be a CNC Operator.

Every career has to start somewhere. In the world of CNC Machining it’s sometimes difficult to know where to start as a cnc machine operator.

So Where Do You Start?

“Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?” asked the White Rabbit.

“Begin at the beginning,” the King said gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

The perfect route would be just like me in the old days when I started at Rolls Royce in 1970. I phoned up Mr Rolls or was it Mr Royce and said “can you give me an apprenticeship?”

Fortunately he didn’t pick up on the fact that I was a lazy piece of shit and he gave me a job.

At the end of it all I got to earn £60 a week and had the “Freedom of The City”

When I asked what “Freedom of the City” actually meant, I was told that one of the perks was that I could drive my sheep across the common whenever I wanted.

I was so pleased to be informed of this and couldn’t wait to get home to tell my parents.

Once the harsh reality hit and I realised I had no sheep in fact no livestock at all.

I had a Guinea pig and and a was still mourning the death of my hamsters, Steven.